Sunday, November 09, 2008

Post-Election Reboot


Depending on what you think, we may or may not have our country back. I tend to think we do. Naturally, this calls for governor's mansion shenanigans:

"Schwarzenegger said his wife has been “gloating now for these last few days” and running around the house with a life-size cutout of Obama saying, “We won.”"

I have several questions:

1) Where did Maria Shriver get a life-size cutout of Obama?

2) What purpose does it serve in the house?

I suppose she could have been keeping the cardboard Obama in a hall closet for the last few months, secretly checking in on it and whispering "Soon, my precious....soon...."