Where I Been

John writes in the comments: "Where have been the updates, man?"

Well, all you had to do was ask!

Sorry, everyone. I've been busy since moving to New York. It's crazy. I know people say that about a lot of things these days and I almost regret invoking the word to describe something that is actually quite ordinary for millions of people; but it hardly seems worth the effort after writing so many words after it. I don't even know where this paragraph went.

I'm endorsing Barack Obama. Why? Because I am brainwashed by his celebrity. No other reason.

McCain gets desperate and hires three different directors to make ads for him. The Wes Anderson one is my favorite: