Monday, July 30, 2007

Way to Use Your Headlines

Rice, Gates offer arms, seek help on Mideast trip

I imagine taking a trip into a crossfire is difficult without upper appendages. That said, what a sacrifice!

US announces major Middle East arms package

Said to contain limbs from Rice, Gates. Packed in dry ice?

'Crappy' Souvenirs Made from Panda Poo

I don't get it.

Senate to Weigh Joint Chiefs Nomination

The scales of justice are put to use!