Finals: The Quotes

Heard during Finals Week:

"Yeah, so I just called the prof on his bluff"
"What did you do?"
"I didn't answer any of the essay questions. Joke's on him!"

"There is no way I'll ever pass this class"
"Didn't you get A's on the other two tests and the paper?"
"There is no way I'll ever pass the final"

(Prof. to class) "The reason we give you finals is pretty simple. We're told to."

"And please, don't bring four hot dogs to the exam. I had to be harsh with the last guy who did that. Actually, don't bring any hot dogs at all."
"What if we have enough to go around?"
"Fine, minimal relish though."

"I showed up finals to my drunk!!"

"If ten is acing the test and one is failing horribly, I sixed out whammy style for defs."

It's good to be done.