Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Editor Hands CotB Reins to Childhood Bear for the Week

In a surprising managerial move, Caught on the Bound editor Kevin Curran has decided to hand over control of the website to his stuffed bear, Lonestar, for the remainder of the week.

"I was kind of strong-armed, actually" said Curran at the weekly press conference. "It's a complicated situation that goes back to a deal we made when I was in 3rd grade. I will not comment any more on this topic."

Staff members are baffled by the brief takeover, but seem willing to work with the new stuffed editor. "I've heard he's [Lonestar] rather egomaniacal and irrational, yet also quite visionary" said one staff member on condition of anonymity (but WE know who it is!). Investigation reveals that this "Lonestar" could bring this website to either crushing failure or fantastic success. "I think he started his own religion at some point during the 90s" remarked another staffer.

Whatever the case may be, we're in for a strange week.