The Monday Morning Slam

A number of reports have been flying across the desk this morning. Some of them could change the course of history. Some could literally destroy it. Please review the following and report back to your life with a heightened sense of what is important in the world:


USA Today just says NO to changing start times for sleepy high schoolers

Most important trait in a mate? For guys it's a matter of her catching his eye. For girls......?

The hunt is on for the Malaysian "Bigfoot"

Tie your shoes before walking near Qing vases