Friday, July 25, 2008

Quote of the Day 2 - Master Splinter Edition

New York is yielding some outrageous comments today. I overheard this from a guy talking to a girl on the street near a sewer grate:

Man: You know, people always say that rats are filthy, but I think it's amazing that a rat can crawl through something like that and be as clean as it is.

Woman: What?

Man: I mean, they must have a good cleaning system down.

Woman: They're still dirty...their fur is dirty colored.

Man: Nuh uh!

(Both of them miss the light to cross the street)

Man: Rats.