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Loads weighing heavily on roads (AP)

"Gravity Remains!" scream the headlines

Canada to strengthen Arctic claim

"Everybody shut up and listen to what the Arctic has to say!"

Weird treadmill may help brain-injured

CNN knows the difference between normal treadmills and "weird" ones

Lance Armstrong's old team folds

More importantly, Americans have no idea who won the Tour de France this year