How do people figure this stuff out?

From the This Will Have Zero Impact on Your Life Department:

GO HANG A SALAMI

backwards is

I'M A LASAGNA HOG

You just read the first one backwards to confirm it didn't you? Why can't you just trust me for once? Sure, I blog about Captain Planet and Coke II and all kinds of wonderfully irrelevant things, but come on, trust me just this once. I'm going to get a cup of coffee and I'm going to drink that coffee. Not enough for you?

A MAN, A PLAN, A CANAL, PANAMA!

Reverse it.

You knew that one, right?