Press Conference - 1/19

OK, shoot.

"Although this site has been up and running for a few weeks now, it has yet to reveal any decisive focus or purpose. How do you respond to this charge?"

Caught on the Bound is meant to be an observation of the world, both through first-hand accounts and other contributing sources. This is a very approximate way of saying "we're going to do whatever it takes to get enough hits to generate some advertising revenue." Yes, you over there with the monocle and top hat.

"Em yessss, while I certainly enjoy the robust contextual....."
I'm going to cut you off here. We spent way too much time looking up the correct spelling of monocle just a few sentences ago. Yeah, you.

"Hi, I'm a long-time reader, first time-press conference questioner. A lot of us here are still wondering if that blurry jelly bean picture is really a Magic Eye. I say it isn't, but my friend says...."
Alright, it's not a Magic Eye. I was trying to make the best of an awkward, blurry situation. Yes, the teenie bopper in back.

"OMG!!! like y havnt u said NEthing about reese witherspoon wearing the same dress as kirsten dunst did in 2003 to a golden globes after-party???"
Are you suggesting that I actually did see the article about that in the news and PURPOSELY skipped it? That's correct. Now if there's nothing else for today, I would like to get back to the good life. It's time I got back, you know.