What Have I Done?

Well let me tell you. A blog was just created moments ago and since I was the only one in the room at the time it happened, it is clearly my fault. Let me start out my outlining what this blog will NOT be:

-It will not be a personal emotional barometer (I don't care how I feel and neither should you)
-It will not tell you what time I showered, how much homework I have, or what color shirt I'm wearing (unless it is clearly in the interest of national or galactic security)
-I will not begin another negative ground rule with the words "it will" again

Now, you're probably wondering...what WILL this thing have? Words. All over the place. This is going to be a gritty, in-your-face, hard-hitting, slamfest of a blog! I need to go water my plant now.