Friday, August 01, 2008

NCAA Football Coaches' Poll Out

The season is coming, whether you like it or you love it. Here's the preseason coaches' poll. Where is Steve Spurrier's token vote for Duke? Notre Dame gets 5 votes; 4 of them from Charlie Weis, presumably. Nebraska receives a whopping 17 compared to an astronomically improbable, mindblowingly better and nearly infinitely superior, hard-hitting 1,438 for #1 Georgia.

The top ten, shamelessly copied and pasted from USA Today:

1.
Georgia (22)
11-2
1,438
3
2.
Southern California (14)
11-2
1,430
2
3.

Ohio State (14)

11-2
1,392
4
4.
Oklahoma (3)
11-3
1,329
8
5.
Florida (5)
9-4
1,293
16
6.
LSU (3)
12-2
1,163
1
7.

Missouri

12-2
1,143
5
8.
West Virginia
11-2
1,008
6
9.
Clemson
9-4
999
22
10.
Texas
10-3
979
10

Clemson is getting a lot of buzz this preseason. I have no idea why...I need to keep up more. Do they have a "secret weapon" athlete who has to be carted onto the field in a crate marked "DANGER" and wears a jersey with number "00" which stands for how many seconds you have to live? Like I said, I have no idea. But that would be awesome.