Angelina Jolie Twin Saga Continues

Angelina Jolie gives birth to twins for what appears to be the third time in the last month. You know, when she actually does give birth, no one is going to believe it. The media will be "the papers who cried twins." They're essentially sapping the story of its consumer value with every false positive.

That said, Caught on the Bound Celebrity Analysts can confirm that Jolie has given birth to twins, based on a reliable source who knows the cousin of the neighbor who lives next door to her attending nurse. We are standing by that story. Forever.